My Last Meal On Death Row

 If it ever came down to it, this would be my last meal...

1 rare peter luger porter house steak with garlic butter

1 loaded baked potato

1 family sized bucket of popeyes fried chicken (spicy)

6 grilled hot dogs (3 mustard + raw onions, 3 chili, cheese, mustard + raw onions)
6 pork breakfast sausage links

4 buttermilk biscuits

1 banana cream pie

1 bowl boo berry cereal

1 large bowl fettuccine alfredo

1 chicken parmesan 

2 pounds home cooked meatloaf with mushroom gravy

2 plates london broil from foster's coach house

2 starter salads from fosters coach house (house dressing)

2 bags peanut m&ms

honey roasted brussel sprouts

buttered green beans

1 pound curry cashews

1 small DQ chocolate blizzard (oreo and butterfingers)

1 bowl puffed rice with sugary frozen strawberries (the syrupy kind, thawed) + half & half

1 well done baked cheese burger (1/2 pound with red onions.)

1 pint chunky monkey ice cream

1 loaf  toasted foccacia with olive oil + balsamic vinegar 

1 bowl rice pudding with whipped cream + cinn

1 plate general TSO's chicken

1 bowl spaghetti with ragu traditional style tomato sauce 

1 scoop fried ice cream (vanilla)

one plate hibachi fried noodles and rice with ginger + mustard sauces

1 tray baked macaroni + cheese

1 large foam cup boiled peanuts (cajun + reg)
1 bowl couscous 
1 block fresh mozzarella (the wet kind)
buttered peas

1 half rack bbq ribs

1 tray green bean casserole 

1 toasted everything bagel with veg cream cheese

1 bowl delicious coleslaw

6 fried potato and cheese perogies

1 bbq turkey leg

1 can honey roasted peanuts

1 turkey pot pie

2 microwavable bean + cheese burritos

2 beef chalupa supremes

1 bag haribo gummy colas

1 philly cheese steak

1 slice hot pecan pie with whipped cream

1 avocado with salt

1 cold crisp fuji apple

1 plate beef tar tar

1 falafel sandwich with hummus + tahini

1 bowl buttered egg noodles

1 plate lamb korma

1 bowl turkey stuffing with gravy

1 plate chicken korma

1 jar skippy honey peanut butter

1 stalk celery

1 bowl skyline chili with all fixings

1 bowl sour cream

1 shaker kraft parmesan cheese

1 bottle worcestershire sauce

1 bottle heinz ketchup

1 bottle west indian scotch bonnet pepper sauce

1 bottle tabasco brand pepper sauce

1 grinder kosher salt 

1 grinder telicherry pepper

1 bottle hershey choc syrup

1 bottle tropicana orange juice (low acid)

2 liter milk
1 pitcher pink lemonade 
2 liter sweet tea

6 glass bottles coca cola

1 fresh carrot juice

1 bottle yoo hoo 

Note: I want all unfinished food to be cremated with me

MELTASIA

NSFW Exclusive: Exhausted: John C. Holmes, the Real Story (1981)

I privately uploaded this to Youtube for your enjoyment. Watch a coked up moron with a huge dick talk in circles and unknowingly embarrass himself. If you don't feel like watching all the fucking and sucking then skip over it for some mind boggling interviews. "Exhausted" was spoofed with direct quotes in the documentary segment from the 1997 masterpiece Boogie Nights. I will leave you with both videos PLUS a video of John's favorite song that he was known to have sang to his girlfriend in his later days. For more on Holmes check out Wonderland (2003) starring Val Kilmer as the man himself. Or check out this BBC documentary. Enjoy!

John Curtis Estes

August 8, 1944 - March 13, 1988 

The Jacksons: Victory Tour, Even Better Than I Thought

So anyways. I wore a Victory Tour T-shirt in kindergarten. I feel like a total poser because I am just now finding out that there were monsters and warriors battling the monsters with rainbow light sabers. What I'm saying is that I wore a shirt of a concert that I never went to. So just enjoy the magic that is Marlon and the rest of the Jacksons...